19 things only girls can
1. get pregnant
Ofcourse
okay.. the boys help but they won't be as close as we gets to our kids (girls
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2. To fake a orgasm
if you have seen "when harry met sally" you should know
3. ask for help to find the way
we don't have problems with stopping and asking for help (and the GPS-lady doesnt count..)
4. look sexy while we are drinking a cocktail
which man will ever look hot with a pink drink in his hand? anyways we look great while drinking beer, too
5. Live longer
it's a fact that womens lives around 5-10 years longer than men
6. get chain-orgasms
We dont have to wait and... eh, charge
7. do more than one thing at the same time
We can like, talk with our boyfriends at the phone, watch grey's anatomy AND fold clothes for an example
8. change our last names
or take a Fergie or Madonna, and just drop it all
9. walk in skirts
Even tough David Beckham tried to get the man-skirt in fashion some years ago... sorry, it just doesnt work.
10. talk out of a ticket
Okay, so it doesnt work every time, to flap with our eyelashes and smile our most innocent smile, but we would love to see some guy try!
11. to dont be considered piggy, even if we date someone younger than ourself
Who would call Demi Moore a old pig? or Madoona, Sharon Stone, Mariah Carey? dont think so.
12. walk in high heels
they add a few cm on our height, and makes our legs look fantastic, what will you do if your a man and could need some extra cm's? huh?
13. flirt with the bouncer
We know the art to get into places without standing in line, without paying, sometimes even if we ain't old enough
14. blame it on PMS
it's just to mention some words and the boys lets you do mostly like you want to
15. save to long hair
We skip a barbershop visit and our hair just look more sexy, the boys does the same, and they start to look homeless
16. good look with make up
only on of the genders got the advantage by making make-up look great on them, exactly.. us. We know that the boys comes after with a giant leap(!), but seriously...
17. get horny without letting anyone notice
hehe. we dont have to cross our legs or cover, if we would get a little horny in the public room
18. get a manicure
normal for a girl. really weird on a man
19. use our boyfriends clothes
Boyfriend-jeans is a word for cool baggy pants. also lending his shirts to sleep in, something says it wouldnt be all natural, if it were the opposite way
Writed by - Kirsti Kristoffersen ((not me >.< ))
Subject: 19 things only girls can do 
Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:00 pm
